Women’s Guide to Canine Sex — Part 7 (Conclusion)

[This entry was initially posted to the original Red Keyhole blog on 28 May 2011.]

[NOTE: Bestiality with dogs is enjoyed by a segment of sexually liberated women (and their animals). Red Keyhole supports and advocates the right to practice bestiality, as long as this behavior does no harm and brings pleasure to both animal and human.]

For women considering whether to engage in this form of alternative sexual activity, Red Keyhole is posting this Guide To Canine Sex in several parts, because of its length. This is Part 7, the final segment, of this guide. Hopefully, this educational material will be helpful in enhancing female sexual pleasure while promoting healthy and safe practices.

This information was included in a posting (by a woman identifying herself as Anna) to an online sexual discussion forum within the past several years. The narrative material, together with illustrative photos, is posted here for educational purposes.

The original narrative has been slightly edited for readability, but original language has been retained as much as possible. Some of the language is quite mature and sexually explicit, but this is deemed important to facilitating an understanding of this type of sexual behavior.

AT LAST

Canine Sex can, as I told you earlier, be very enjoyable if performed ‘correctly’. There are a lot of women out there who have tried canine sex, and who perform it on a regular basis; with that, I mean from once a week to several times a day. I hope that this text has illuminated the subject which has been taboo for such a long time, and I hope that you women who perform dog sex, who have wanted to try, or who haven’t even thought of it, might find this text worthy [of] reading.

I have a lot of experiences in making love to dogs. As I told you, I have been making love with dogs for a long time, and I have learned much about sex by doing this. The early teenage relations with dogs I have had have increased the sexual drive for me enormously, and I have also started to enjoy sex with men more than earlier.

Dog sex is something every woman can enjoy who has a dog or is close to a dog for some time – anyone from the bored housewife to the teenage girls who are too afraid of going out with boys, risking pregnancy or venereal diseases. For these, dog sex is the ultimate sexual relationship; the dog won’t tell anybody, and it will enjoy it as much as you do.

The final guide

Dogs are the greatest sex-toy invented, for both men and women. They are ALWAYS horny, and get really enthusiastic about sex.

A dog’s penis mostly stays hidden in his sheath, so get your dog used to you pulling his sheath back, exposing his dick. A dog’s penis is very different from a human penis in shape.

I’ll give dimensions for Hamlet (my Great Dane). When the dog is fully sexually aroused, the tip of the penis is tapered to a point, with a small, round hole in the end. The taper widens sharply to a diameter of about an inch, then the shaft is about 4 inches long. This meets a swelling of flesh of almost 3 inches in diameter. This is his knot. Then there is a further inch or so of shaft, before it joins the flesh at his groin.

Take a deep breath here … that is about 8 inches of dog-flesh! The entire length is more sensitive than the glans of a man’s penis.

At full arousal, the knot can either be hidden in the sheath, which stretches around it, or outside, with the sheath pulled right back. If it is fully exposed, you will have to wait for the swelling to recede before you can pull the sheath back down.

Masturbation – jerking your dog off. Great! They love it; never seem to get enough (although, by the gods of Gorgonzola, I do my best to give them enough!).

Get naked – heaps more fun. Caress your dog all over his body, around his rump, and over his balls. Tease him a bit. You can tell when they are REALLY turned on – they will butt their heads into your groin if you stop.

When you and he are ready, kneel beside him (if you are right-handed, kneel on his left side), facing slightly toward his rear. With your left hand, keep caressing him, scratching his head, back, and chest.

Reach under his belly with your right hand, and between his rear legs. Start by stroking his sheath, then actually hold it with your whole hand and pull it forward and backward along his dick. When he starts swelling, follow the contours of his knot inside his sheath, with your fingers opening and closing as they pass over it. Do not touch the sensitive flesh at this stage, or he’ll go soft on you – he won’t enjoy it.

He will probably be humping his hips as you are rubbing him now, and you can increase your tempo to match his. While his knot is covered by the sheath, you can squeeze it quite hard, and pull on it quite strongly; it will increase the intensity of his orgasm. By now he should be squirting dog cum quite freely. It is almost clear for the first few squirts, and pales to a milky colour later.

Keep your fist closed around his knot, and undulate your fingers. Perfect the technique that your dog likes best. He will probably reach his head around and lick his penis while he’s cumming. They like the taste of their own cum, and the feel of their tongues on their dicks.

At this point, you can sustain his pleasure, and increase your own, by lightly tweaking the tip of his dick with the fingers of your left hand. Keep your other hand clasped around his sheath. You will be rewarded with a volley of fresh squirts of cum.

At this stage, I often lick the tip with my tongue, or downright suck on his dick, and drink his cum. NO TEETH!! Don’t even touch that sensitive flesh with your teeth!


Providing oral sex to your dog, and swallowing his semen (cum), can be highly enjoyable for some women (and their dogs).

Don’t be afraid to swallow the dog-cum. It tastes slightly salty, and goes down the throat a lot easier than human cum. Highly recommended.

When his orgasm is starting to wane, he will probably just wander off, head down, dick hanging between his knees.

Girls, dogs love to mount people, and they are passionate, fiery lovers. Get naked. Play with your dog, and get him excited, and aroused. Let him lick your vagina, as that seems to act as a great stimulant for you both.

For missionary style, sit on the edge of the bed, feet on the floor. Now pat your shoulders and invite your dog to put his paws up there. When he does, lie back, and he will walk his back feet forward between your legs until he is lying on your stomach, with his sheath right over your entrance. Lift your left leg and wrap it over his rump to pull him forward, as you use your right hand to guide his penis into your vagina.

It helps to have a partner assisting here. It is easiest for the dog if you keep the tips of your fingers clasping his sheath as a guide when he starts humping into you; it helps stop him pulling out too far.

Caution: If your dog is one of the giant breeds, DON’T try to ‘tie’ with him. When dogs are mating, the knot at the base of their penis swells and lodges inside the bitch, and they get stuck together for up to half an hour, unable to separate – part of nature’s delightful way of increasing the chance of impregnation.

If you are unable to accommodate a swelling of flesh almost as large as a tennis ball, you may get badly injured (try explaining THAT away at the Accident and Emergency department of the local hospital!). Seriously though, if he swells inside you, and you aren’t able to accommodate him, you will be stuck, in extreme pain, for up to half an hour.

If you are unsure, buy a sex toy of similar dimensions as your dog’s dick, and practice on that. When it becomes natural and pleasurable, by all means, tie with your dog. Heather has told me that being tied to Hamlet is both erotic, and very fulfilling. He will cum inside you, and that is quite erotic, and you cannot get pregnant from a dog. Go for it, and good luck!

Letting your dog mount you ‘doggy style’ is quite natural for the dog, and satisfying too. As above, play with him, get him excited, and then just bend over.


Letting your dog mount you “doggy style” can be a very satisfying position for intercourse.

For smaller breeds (German Shepherd, Labrador, etc.) you will probably have to kneel. Pat your back, and rump, inviting him to mount. He will place his paws on your back. Just bend right over, and he will slide forward and enter you almost effortlessly.

It is likely you now have long, red scratches down your back from his claws. Oh well, just say you have a passionate lover!

Again, reach around and guide his dick with your hand. He will hump quite enthusiastically, so will need some guidance, and restraint. If he does tie to you, he may want to step off you, and turn away, so you are rump to rump, with him still tied into you. This is natural, as it is how they mate normally with bitches.

A variation for both men and woman is to have your dog lie on his back on the bed. Straddle him with your knees, facing forward, and lower yourself onto his penis. You can reach around and scratch his balls while you are riding him, or bend forward and let him lick your face. Both are good fun.

A couple of extra points about male dogs: It is more pleasant sucking on their dicks after they have a bath. It is quite natural for a male dog to have a build-up of a mixture of body fluids, dead skin, and general scum inside their sheath. It probably won’t kill you, but the thought of it in my mouth makes me feel queasy, so a quick cleaning session is called for.

Dogs are great partners in threesomes (in any combinations of humans and dogs). Experiment, have fun. Spend some time during your love-making with your doggy partner to praise them, and re-assure them. Fondle them, cuddle them, and generally treat them like an equal. They are giving the gift of their love to you too, so don’t take them for granted. Afterward, lie with them, hug them, talk softly to them.


Dogs make excellent partners in threesomes.

If you own a dog, and don’t have sex with them, think [about] this: Dogs love sex. They enjoy the sensations of orgasm, and unless you help them to achieve it, cannot achieve it themselves. Think on how frustrated you would be if you couldn’t even masturbate yourself when you were horny.

As a dog owner, you have taken the animal from his natural habitat where he would mate at every opportunity if he could, and put him in an environment where sex just isn’t available. If you love your dog, you should extend the gift of sexual release toward him or her. It will deepen their love for you, and your love for them.

I’m not asking you to engage in wild sexual odysseys with your dog (I can highly recommend it as fun, though!!), but at least you could jerk off your male dog, or rub the clitoris of your bitch to relieve them.

It isn’t unhealthy, it isn’t sick, it isn’t even perverted (I mean, animal breeders do it for a living). It is love.